ystxlj 发表于 2019-5-21 01:21   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 短篇笑话三则

什么叫猪一样的队友?——去逛街看上一件衣服买189,我正掂量着从100还是120开始砍,老公突然飙出一句:180卖不卖??尼玛!!!

二货朋友来找我玩,快到时打电话问我是哪栋楼,我就把头伸出窗外朝他招手,问他看到没,他说看到了,长得丑就是好认!麻痹绝交!

现在女友都不问和妈妈同时掉水里的问题了,她今天直接问:”我和你妈吵架时,你会把谁扔水里?”
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