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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1每每到新年、新学期、新开始的临界点,心里都会无比雀跃。好像凡是和「新」沾上边,内心都会涌出想要振作起来,好好对待一番的积极想法。#总给人一种一切都会好起来的感觉#
2giao,终于破译我的情感密码:老是想莫名其妙地对人好,结果人家没看到好,只看到莫名其妙。#这也算成功了一半吧#
3别人过年:收到了200个红包
你过年:收集了200个红包封面
#有被内涵到#

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