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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:有一天,一只海龟在沙滩上散步,看到一只螃蟹在爬行。海龟问螃蟹:“你为什么总是横着走?”螃蟹回答说:“因为我有钳,所以任性。”
2:有一天,一只小猫走进一家商店,对店主说:“给我来一份鱼罐头。”店主回答说:“对不起,我们没有鱼罐头。”小猫疑惑地问:“那你们有什么罐头?”店主说:“我们有苹果罐头、橘子罐头、草莓罐头,就是没有鱼罐头。”小猫恍然大悟:“原来你们是开水果店的!”
3:有一天,一只小鸭子走进一家店,对店主说:“你们有没有鸭食?”店主回答说:“对不起,我们没有鸭食。”小鸭子有些失望,但很快又问:“那你们有没有鸡食?”店主回答说:“我们只有鸡食。”小鸭子高兴地说:“太好了!那我可以把鸡食留到明天当鸭食吃吗?”

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