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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 有一天,一只蜜蜂和一只熊走进了一家酒吧。蜜蜂对熊说:“熊老弟,我请客!你想要喝点什么?”熊回答:“给我一杯蜜吧!
”蜜蜂惊讶地说:“熊老弟,你喝蜜?!”熊一脸无辜地回答:“当然了,我不是熊掌和蜂蜜都兼得吗?”

2. 一只猫和一只狗走进了一家餐厅。猫点了一份鱼,狗点了一份骨头。
服务员问:“你们确定要点这些吗?这可是猫和狗的菜单哦。”猫和狗异口同声地回答:“我们就是要点这个!”

3. 一个人走进了一家理发店。他看到一个理发师在给一位客人理发,于是他问:“理发师,我能不能请你帮我理个光头?”理发师回答:“当然可以,但是我不建议你这么做。
”他继续问:“为什么?是因为我的头型不适合光头吗?”理发师笑着回答:“不,是因为你从来没有看过自己光头的样子。”

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