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某君再婚,新婚之夜,灯下看新娘,粉迹深处,皱纹如织,不禁怅然问道:
“娘子芳龄几何?”

    “四十少二。”

    “不止吧?”

    “你眼力不错,四十有五了。”“你我既然结为夫妻,何必撒谎呢?”

    “实不相瞒,实足年龄已五十四了。”

    上床后,新郎突然想起盐罐没盖,“我得到厨房把盐罐盖上,免得老鼠偷吃。”

    新娘不禁笑了起来:“傻瓜,我活了六十八年,还没有听说老鼠偷吃食盐呢!”

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某君再婚,新婚之夜,灯下看新娘,粉迹深处,皱纹如织,不禁怅然问道:
“娘子芳龄几何?”

    “四十少二。”

    “不止吧?”

    “你眼力不错,四十有五了。”“你我既然结为夫妻,何必撒谎呢?”

    “实不相瞒,实足年龄已五十四了。”

    上床后,新郎突然想起盐罐没盖,“我得到厨房把盐罐盖上,免得老鼠偷吃。”

    新娘不禁笑了起来:“傻瓜,我活了六十八年,还没有听说老鼠偷吃食盐呢!”

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