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[短篇] 小笑话3则

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小笑话3则

1、去一次星巴克,拍两百张照片,发一年,说“我最喜欢香草星冰乐,每次都点它”。装B,省钱两不误~

2、不要动不动就跟老公吵架,这样无理取闹的女人没人喜欢的,学学人家潘金莲,不满意偷偷把老公毒死就行了。

3、虽然你工资少,但是加班多呀;虽然你长得胖,但是你皮肤黑呀;虽然明天要开学,但是你暑假作业也没写完呀;虽然你购物车很满,但是你支付宝没余额呀。
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