weierxier 发表于 2024-2-21 10:05   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、你知道蜘蛛侠的颜色吗?红色,错了!是白的,不信你看过蜘蛛侠的英文:spiderman(白人)

2、小明为什么摔倒?请三思……因为地板很滑。

3、一群动物结束PARTY后,方便冲进7-11店里太吵了买东西,但店员被打了,小羊只留在店里。为什么?便利店不是24小时关门的...
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