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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

、“请问医院怎么走?”
“看到后面的高架没?沿着一直走就可以了。”
“可那高架看起来没修好,是断的啊!”
“对的,从断的地方掉下去,就会有人送你去医院了。”

2、一哥们问我纹一个身多少钱?我说那得看你纹什么啦!
他说一头狼呢?
我说牛x!我咋就没看出来你原来是一个有狼性的男人呐!
那哥们最后来了一句:我只是想纹个小灰灰而已了……
靠,我真想揍他一顿。

3、“打美国我捐三个月工资,打日本我捐一条命!”室友愤怒地喊着。
“打越南你捐点啥不?”我问。
室友摇头:“不捐。”
我奇怪:“为什么打越南你就不捐了?”
“因为看着好像真会打…”

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