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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、顾客:“琵琶好学吗?我想买一把。”
➤店主:“好学,最简单了,你一弹就响。来,买一把吧!”

2、一天上午,有个提着一只皮箱的男人,在闹市对着天空张望良久。
➤过路的人也好奇地跟着往天空望,以为天上有什么新奇东西。
➤没多久,云集了大量好奇的人。
➤那位男人觉得时机已到,在路边打开皮箱,拿出他要出售的望远镜摆卖,果然生意不错。

3、顾客:“喂,服务员,近视眼镜多少钱一副?”
➤服务员:“那里不写着吗?”
➤顾客:“我眼近视,看不清楚。”
➤服务员:“买一副不就看得清楚啦!”

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