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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1   一个小男孩第一次在电话里听到他父亲的声音时,便大哭起来,他母亲问道:“宝贝,怎么啦?”
“妈妈,”小男孩指着听筒说,“我们怎样才能把爸爸从这样小小的洞眼里救出来呢?”
2  小美的妈妈一天午觉醒来发现睡在身边的小美不见了,一转头看见3岁的小美坐在梳妆台前,拿着她的化妆品抹得满脸都是,还画了一个大红嘴唇,对妈妈龇牙一笑说:“妈妈,你看我是牛奶般白皙吗?”
3    小明不小心吞下一粒橘子核。小亮知道后就对他说:“你千万别喝水,我哥哥说种子有了水分和养料,就会发芽、生长。你要喝了水,肚子里就会长出橘子树来。

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